I know pronounce you....

[SPARKLER]

Basically in this game...pair the person above you with a random villain//superhero, they can be from the board or marvel comics in general. Let's try not to pair children with parents though!! After you've paired them up...explain how you think that relationship would go.

I shall pick....Jason Reynolds!! (Gilgamesh)

We'll go Jason and Jubilee

Yeah.....in a nut shell?He'd probably turn her into a gothic porn star or kill her. She's annoying.

[MONSTER]

Hmm.

Sara Stark and...Jason Reynolds.

Alright, relationship summary. It's more like a Mistress/Master relationship. Sara giving Jason sexual favors and in return, Gilgamesh doesn't kill her. Killing Sara might not be his number one thing to do...but it's still on the list.

[LASERBIRD]

Sara's lesbo!!! Wouldn't go very far.

Monster and Aly (just to be mean honey)

Aly would leave. Within a heartbeat. After draining the life out of him of course hehehe. I it did ever work out *snickers* he'd be pussy-whipped. Yes dear no dear and the like.

[ryantesla]

Laserbird and wolverine

Wolverine's taking the whole rivaly thing a little too far, besides she's hot as hell

fast and wild, really wild... almost feral, and then sabertooth would come along and kick up a huge stink, whilst she would sit there and enjoy the manly brawl

[SPARKLER]

Hahahahaha! Love it!!!

I'm gonna go with Tesla and Laserbird. I know she's my own charrie but still

Oddly I think they would be a good match. Training together and such. We'll just forget the whole SHIELD and NO ordeal. Ah politics lol

[x23]

XD oddly i think that would work

Ok Sparkler and Alexis!

Sparky would fall for Lexi's killer bod, and Lex for Sparks high position and opportunities. Of course Lex would betray poor Sparky in some way, because lets face it shes a Darkholme, and a brokenhearted Spark would rage on some Resistance peeps XD

[LASERBIRD]

Hahaha! Love it!

X and Sabey *cue audience awww!*

This would be a rough sex relationship. Very intense and very grr arrrginess. HahahaXD

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Laserbird and Monster!

The daughter of Cyclops and the grandson of Wolverine? Opposites attract!

[LASERBIRD]

*Glares menacingly* No no no no no!!
*Glomps Baby Banner* BAD!

Baby Banner and um.....Aly! Hahaha

That would be rather interestingXD I honestly don't know what would happen

[nyx]

What would happen would be... she'd fuck him coz that's what she does(or runs away, but were assuming here she doesn't) and he would snap her, causing her to go all Phoenixy and make him tiny particles of green.

I say Shila aaaand Tony Stark!

If anyone could get her drunk and loosened up it would be him even if it was just a one night thing haha

[kittykat]

Lemme think... Aly and Gilgamesh

Their relationship would be a bit.. volatile, but I think they'd both stick at it for the sex. Plus she could probably match him for powers, imagine the fun they could have together, (world domination perhaps?)

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Mist and Monster!

Because I like pairing Monster with everybody, for some reason.

[MONSTER]

First it was Monster and Laserbird. Then it was Monster and Mist. Hmm. I like the second pairing best.

Alright, Doc Banner and...his hand. Kidding.

I'll pair Baby Banner with Desiree just to irritate Uncle Jimmy.

[banner]

Monster and Monster.

That's right. A clone of himself. Because I want to continue my sick fascination with pairing Monster with everybody, including himself.

[MONSTER]

-sidenote- You sick bastard.