Blowing Stuff Up [[open]]

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Hop hop hop bounce over an incoming car! Calvin Toynbee hopped through the streets of New York with one goal in mind: chaos! Tonight the green skinned mutant was in a happy mood and as such needed to share his joy with every else in the world in his own unique way. Dangling from his belt was a few small packs of c4 that was set to explode by remote, which was in one of his pockets for safe storage. Now why was this devilishly handsome young man about blow something up you may be asking. Well to answer that, Calvin is a freedom fighter… or terrorist as the newspapers and televisions would have you believe. Terrorism was too strong of a word for his liking. Freedom fighting just sounded so right and justified!

Calvin crissed and crossed through the streets avoiding traffic. If one were to be flying overhead and happen to look down, it would look like a life sized game of Frogger. Where exactly was this guy headed? To one of the places that he held some hatred for, inherited hatred really, the X-Men Memorial site. Ooo that place looked like crap already, but once Calvin was done with it, it’d look God himself stomped on it. He was practically bubbling with excitement at the destruction to come in a few moments for he was nearly there.

Pulling this off wasn’t going to be easy… maybe… then again who really gave a shit. Calvin sure as hell didn’t. What was going to happen if he got caught? He was already apart of that crap organization, holding mutants against their will even though he joined to escape death row since dying was not on his agenda anytime soon, The New Order. Calvin gave a look of disgust just thinking about it. Maybe one day he could blow that base sky high and piss on the ashes. Now that would soooo be entertaining. Calvin gave one strong leap making it atop an incoming semi, and then hopped off over the gate into the memorial site.

He took a moment to look around the place and admire the landscaping. ”Gosh this place sucks monkey nuts.” Placing his hands into his pockets, he strolles on over to a statue of the X-Man known as Jean Grey. He laughed at the look on its face. ”Pops always did kinda like you,” he smirked.

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Babs was wandering the sights near the Resistance Mansion. Bored out of her mind she needed some air. And on top if it...she was starting to feel lonely there. Everyone seemed to have someone. She was left alone. Passing under a tree she broke off a small twig and began playing with it. Her mind was wandering off to Texas. Home. A place where you felt welcome everywhere you went.

Stepping onto the concrete marble of the X Men memorial she looked up at the giant X. It was a sight to behold. It had all the names of the fallen X Men. It didn't hold too much meaning to her, but it still tore at her heart.

Throwing the twig down she smoothed out her shirt. A red tank top, paired off with tight fitting blue jeans. Her hair was down and loose behind her back. Her shoes made nearly no sound on the pavement. Circling the 'X' statue, her eyes rested on a lanky young man...did he have a greenish tinge to his skin?

Peering closer she saw he was at the Phoenix statue. He looked slightly familiar, but Babs couldn't easily place him. Heading over towards him she gave a friendly smile, as she looked up at the Phoenix statue as well. "She's a purty one eh? 'Parently she was one of them uber powerful mutants an' such" She said as she cast a look over at the man again.
"Do ya got a family member here? Or a friend an' all?" she asked.

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Calvin had to admit that even though it ws just a statue, this Jean Grey chick was looking pretty damn hot. If only he had a chance to meet her when she was still alive. He sure as hell would have thrown on the ol Toad charm to woo her out of them clothes. Okay so the Toad charm wasn’t that damn powerful, but it did work eight times out of ten! And that’s a good ratio in his book. Calvin leaned forward to read the little writing at the base of the statue. ”Something something something, powerful, something something. Hmph.” Damn this Jean chick was one badass mofo! Calvin’s attention was brought to another lady, this one real and soft, not stoney!

His eyes briefly surveyed her frontal assets before looking into her own. Good lord was this blond bombshell looking fantastico or what?! Calvin damn near had to keep himself from hop onto her right then and there. He looked back to the statue. ”Yes she is.” Hehehe, purty. That southern slang of hers was just o’so cute and sexy to the toad boy. Calvin was wondering though since he did have some explosives hanging from his belt. Was she simply choosing to ignore that little fact or completely oblivious to it? Eh, didn’t matter either way.

Calvin shook his head answering her question. ”No. Mi familia was on the wrong side of the law I’m afraid. Enemies to these X people for years.” He sighed then looked at her with a soft smile. ”I’m just here to blow shit up, señorita."

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Babs was thrown off when the man said his family was enemies to the X Men. That didn't always mean bad things...right? Unfortunately she couldn't be more wrong. Especially when he said he was here to 'blow shit up'.

"Well ah'm sorry, but ah' can't let you do that mister. This here is private property to tha X-Men. And they wouldn't like you blowin' up all their purty statues an' the like. So why don' you jus' stand down and walk on your way." she said as she glared at him through angry eyes. It was then she noticed the explosives on the side of his belt. He was serious! Who walked down the street like that? And no one noticed?

Taking a step back, Babs' eyes darted to the fountain, directly in the center of the statue memorial. That would have to be her home base at the moment, seeing as she didn't have her suit at the moment. Giving the greenish man a little smile she said, "You up for a chase boy?" she said as she ran full fledged for the fountain, intent on diving in, to get completely soaked.

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Mister? What in the hell? Her calling him mister made him feel kinda old. He hated when people called him mister especially people that looked like they were around his age. Man did he really look that old? He was only in his mid twenties or something like that. Calvin chuckled a little bit at that accent. Seriously, it was cute as all out doors. ”Naah, standing down would be a dumb thing to do seeing as how I came all this way. Be a complete waste of time you know?” Calvin removed a hand from his pocket and ran it through his spiked hair.

So this girl wanted to try and stop him huh? She was going to have one hell of a hard time doing so. When it came to fighting, Calvin was not a prejudice man. Old, young, black, white, yellow, male, female… it didn’t matter one bit. You stepped to him he would answer back with a kick strong enough to decapitate. Calvin followed her eyes when she looked to the fountain. Oo that would be a nice little object to blow to pieces. Then she said something about a chase. Ah hell! He didn’t know if this woman was just a human or what. She could be trying to put distance between them to use some hella powerful mutant power.

Calvin couldn’t let that happen. As she took off, his long, slimy tongue immediately shot out to wrap around her legs. If successful, he was going to give it a good yank to trip her to the ground. She’d be falling right on those marvelous sweater puppies, good cushioning!

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Babs headed straight for the fountain, which wasn't too terribly far from where she was standing anyhow. Nearly there, she felt something grab around one of her legs. Looking down, she saw with disgust that it was the green man's tongue! "Oh lawd! That is disgustin'!" was all she could get out before she fell, turning and landing on her back. "Ooomph!"

Seeing stars for a slight moment Babs shook her head, raising herself to a sitting position. Suddenly it struck her. The tongue, the skin. Why this had to be a family member of the Toad's! "Now that is no way to treat a lady. I think you need a manner check!" she said looking at him angrily as she struggled to her feet, gaining her balance by the time she was upright. Her head was still swimming by the impact of the concrete marble. She should call for backup, but that wasn't running through her head at the moment. She had to stop this..this thing! Before he did anymore damage than the New Order had done eight years ago.

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Oh man, Calvin disliked the taste of jeans. If only she were wearing a skirt his tongue might have accidentally slithered up it into the nether regions… accidentally. The amazing muscle whipped back into his mouth as the girl slammed into the ground. Calvin laughed a little bit to himself as he removed a pack of c4 from his waist and attached it to the statue of Jean Grey. Once that was done he stared at the girl trying to decide if he should attack her or just let her go. When his tongue tripped her, she didn’t retaliate with some sort of energy attack so that was ruled out, thank God.

Calvin tilted his head before turning his attention towards another statue. Choosing to ignore the girl for now, he ran overto it. This one was in the likeness of the demon on earth that they liked to refer to as Nightcrawler. He immediately slapped another stick of explosives onto it before looking at the woman to make sure she wasn’t up to anything. It would be foolish to get sloppy right now. ”Sorry about the roughousing darling,” he called out to her. ”Just can’t have you interrupting mi fun is all.”

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Babs shook her head once more in time to see the toad man throw some explosives in the Grey statue. And then move to Wagner! "Aww fuck" she cursed under her breath and finished her streak to the fountain, diving in she got completely soaked, no doubt looking odd to anyone who saw.

Rising out of the fountain she stepped onto the concrete marble again and glared directly at the toad boy. "I ain't done playin' with you boy. C'mere. Don't you like a wet girl?" she asked in a playful tone, the anger still rising in her voice. Unfortunately there was nothing she could do with the dynamite on the statues, knowing she would only cause the explosion to be bigger.

Her shirt and pants looked as if they were glued to her person. Her hair matted to her body. It felt surprisingly good in the heat of the day, but sadly Babs couldn't enjoy that just yet. "Heeeere boy" she whistled softly at the toad man.

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Wait a minute… did that hot chick just jumpe into the fountain, fully clothed? What in the world was she thinking? Calvin’s thoughts took a turn when he gazed upon her soaking wet body. A little bit of drool dripped from the corner of his mouth. ”Aye dios mío!” He could see some nips! Man if only she were dresse in all white then it’d be a real show. Funny how he could go from thinking about blowing up a bunch of statues to mounting the chick in the blink of an eye. Calvin wiped the drool away with the back of his hand.

The combination of her sexiness and that damn voice almost made him want to just stop and pursue, but he didn’t. Calvin would keep his distance from her for now as he set his sights on another statue. This one was of the big yet fake chested, fake blonde Emma Frost. Retrieving the third of four bombs from his belt using his tongue, Calvin extended said appendage and stuck the bomb right on the chest of the statue, a fitting place. He had to laugh at himself for that one.

Calvin shivered a bit at her calling. ”Keep that up and I might have to take you back to my place for some loving.” That was Calvin for you. He hopped up and landed on the shoulder of the Emma statue, taking a seat. One more bomb to be placed, just need to find a suitable target. Maybe a male since he already had two women. Or maybe the fountain she was in, hmm. ”Might wanna leave the fountain, love. It’s gonna go boom!” Calvin dettached the last bomb and gave one good heave aiming for the fountain.

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Watching with dismay Babs saw him place some more explosives on the Frost statue, and then one over her head and into the fountain behind her. Thank goodness she was already out of it, she thought with relief. He was sitting on top of the Frost statue, nowhere where she could reach.

Looking up at him she balled her fists and ran right toward it, hoping he would jump off before she actually touched it. But if he didn't,well then Babs would have to seriously apologize to Claude later for the destruction.

"Ah' wanna play froggy boy! C'mon down an' dance with me!" she yelled up to him, feet from the statue. She was keeping her distance, ready to go into a baseball slide away from the statue, in case he did hop off of it.

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Splash went the bomb as it landed in the water. Bombs were awesome like that, at least his were. Unlike guns, you could use them even if they got wet. Calvin looked down from the statue as the woman ran right at him looking rather pissed. He chuckled before leaping off the shoulder of the statue, landing several feet behind her. Without even turning to look, he went into a full on sprint until he reached the entrance gate. He hop to the top of it then turned to look over to her, pulling the detonator from his pocket. ”Doom goes the dynamite! Or… c4 in this case, but whatever.”

Calvin had rigged them so that they all would go off at the sime time with the press of a button. He waved bye bye to the woman before pressing the button. A split second later all three statues and the fountain erupted into an explosion of stone and debris. If she didn’t move, the falling bosom of Emma would come tumbling down on top of her. He was actually kinda hoping that she did escape since she was so damn sexy.

Calvin himself dropped to the other side of the wall safe from the blast radius, feeling the aftershock.He peeked over the wall to see the level of destruction that had just been caused. Pretty damn sweet! Where monuments to the world’s great heroes of yesterday once stood, were now piles of smoldering rubble and burnt terrain. This one was a happy day for Calvin Toynbee. His father and mother would be so proud! ”Might wanna leave before backup or something shows,” he mumbled to himself.

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Babs fell into her baseball slide as she saw the shadow of the frog man hop above her. Turning she saw him land on the entrance gate. He waved bye to her and pressed a button. Cocking her head to the side she looked up as she heard a giant boom. Actually four consecutive boom's all around her. Falling into the fetal position Babs could feel the rubble fall around and on her. Luckily though it bounded off with it's weight, causing more destruction in the wake.

After a few seconds silence hit, quickly followed by sirens of ambulances and cop cars. Standing up coughing a bit as she inhaled the dust and rubble smoke, Babs sighed in a small voice. "Oh no...". She felt a tear slide down her cheek as she looked at the destruction in her wake.

"Th-this is awful. So much pain an' hurt. What's the point....WHAT'S THA POINT?!" she screamed in the direction of the fence, where she last saw the frog boy. She looked a mess, her hair strewn about, her shirt cut to shreds in the back and her pants all the more worse for wear. Growling slightly she ran for the fence, knowing it wouldn't blast out of her way, seeing as she was slightly more dry.

"You podunk motha fucker! Show yourself ya coward. Do ya got the balls ta come and face me! Don' t hide behind your masterpeice. Come out an' claim it!" she said as she gripped the fence, glaring about for the frog boy.

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And just like they were waiting for something to pop off, sirens erupted. Calvin looked around trying to locate the location of the vehicles. If he was caught he probably wouldn’t be sent back to jail since he belonged to the New Order, a fact that pissed him right the fuck off. But he didn’t want to have to deal with any bullshit. Calvin dropped the detonator to the ground before giving it a good stomp, crushing it into a million little pieces. No use for it now. He was a little amazed that the woman was protected by some shield of hers though he didn’t know how it was produced.

Calvin leaped back onto the wall and looked down at her as she taunted him. Instead of completely attacking her, he simply spat out a wad mucus aimed at her face. It would harden like concrete once enough air got to it. ”Oh stop all your damn whining like a baby. What’s done is done, move on and live.” That was always his advice to people when they asked him why he would blow up their home or place of business. It was probably a better answer than what they ‘d expect though.

”Love to stay and chat, but I’m getting a little sleepy. Buenas noches, love.” With that, Calvin leaped from the wall and landed in the middle of the street. He laughed maniacally as his powerful legs continued to propel him off into the distance. There was no way she could catch up with him on foot. Today was a success! Tomorrow, maybe he’d come back just gloat or something.

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